Any ideas as to what’s going on here? Anyone? Anyone? No, well, it’s a system of cultivation popular in crofting circles called the lazy bed, where a soil improver e.g. compost is laid on difficult ground and the surrounding sods are piled upside down on the top. The system was brought to public attention by the 80s pseudo-jazz pop ensemble and potato enthusiasts Matt Bianco. This allows me to plant my Charlottes and Pink Firs while leaving the toil needed to break-up the subsoil for another season.
Which ones you? The soil covered corpse or that tosser with the shocking dress sense! Just come back from the old ET at the NEC and in need of some light relief! Matt Bianco, they really were shite were they not.
ReplyDeleteAh, the old deadman gag dressed up in new clothes. What else you gonna rake up? Something about my brother's car or filing cabinets perhaps.
ReplyDeleteI have just reviewed the Matt Bianco Lazy Bed lyrics and can find no reference to potatoes.
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